Originally raised by trees, living in a small hut made of guava peels, I migrated from Brazil to Florida in my early days to compete in the 1984 Walt Disney World Freestyle Tree-swing competition. I've lived here ever since eating a steady diet of potato and wheaties, whilst growing to an astonishing height that barely allows me to pass through doorways without hitting my head on the metal-braces that automatically close the doors.
Shave the llama before whipping, then apply a moisturizing cream to a full lather.
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- Wed Feb 23 2000 at 20:39:49 (17.7 years ago )
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- Thu Dec 28 2000 at 04:28:53 (16.9 years ago )
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- freestyle walking
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- the world is an illusion created by a conspiracy of our senses
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