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Originally raised by trees, living in a small hut made of guava peels, I migrated from Brazil to Florida in my early days to compete in the 1984 Walt Disney World Freestyle Tree-swing competition. I've lived here ever since eating a steady diet of potato and wheaties, whilst growing to an astonishing height that barely allows me to pass through doorways without hitting my head on the metal-braces that automatically close the doors.

Shave the llama before whipping, then apply a moisturizing cream to a full lather.