Well, I probably could, but it wouldn't be quite as interesting in a cold, static medium such as this instead of being able to hear it.
In any case, my basic profile is that I'm an artist, female, and informally engaged. My love muffin, to the best of my knowledge, is not an Everythingian, although he may be soon if I have things my way.
To me, Everything2 is like this big, open encyclopedia written by comedians. It isn't dry in the same way the Encyclopedia Britannica is. It's alive, although this does not mean that every node is tattooed on someone's back (wouldn't that be cool?). It's actually interesting. I could stay here for hours, damn the softlinks. Have you guys ever been browsing softlinks and found that you have fifteen or more windows open?
See, that's why I dig Everything.