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Sun Apr 8 2001 at 04:20:14 (16.5 years ago )
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Tue May 1 2001 at 23:15:15 (16.4 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
Be Here Now.
specialties
beer drinking/hellraising
school/company
UNC-CH
motto
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The Invisible Man
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I used to be a biology major, then I realized that there is nothing in this world quite as boring as biology class. Don't get me wrong, I like biology, I just can't stay awake through biology class.
So now I'm an English major.
When I get bored I write critical analyses of fairy tales and movies that probably don't deserve it. Like Hellraiser.
The first one. The others ones DEFINITELY don't deserve it, but the first one was pretty good.

I'm a St. A, if that means anything to you. If it doesn't, ask me. If it does, tell me.