About me: I like my women soft, my abs hard, and my bad news first. I often repeat myself often. I smoke cigars. I have never laughed at a midget. Well, maybe once. I always read magazines from back to front. I never read newspapers. I spend hours every week pretending to be a powerful dark elf necromancer. I eat meat unashamedly, but I drive a clean car. I hate the sound of other people chewing.