mspie: I totally have a craving for
chicken pot pie
mspie: wanna hear it?
mrpants: yes
mspie: ok you get a big bowl
mspie: and in the bowl you put some
shredded chicken
mrpants: HOW MUCH, WOMAN
mspie: which you could roast yourself - or you could use leftovers
mrpants: NINETEEN LBS?
mspie: maybe
one cup, more if you want
mrpants: oh
mrpants: 1 cup shred cluck. check
mspie: and then you put some
fresh ground pepper
mrpants: grindgrind
mspie:
shred cluck haha
mspie: then
the juice of one lime
mrpants: check
mspie: about
three fat cloves of garlic
mrpants: aw yeah
mrpants: more
mrpants:
dare ya
mspie: no - you don't want to get crazy with it in this dish
mspie: it can be over powering
mrpants: imo
git crazy innat kitchin wit yew
mspie: mmm
mspie: well I never said YOU couln't be overpowering
mspie: so yeah
mspie: then you get some
fresh asparagus
mspie: white or purple or green
mspie: but it
MUST be fresh
mspie: like, if you can't hear it snap, forget it
mspie: and you
chop it on a slant, about an inch long
mspie: then you toss in
one can of condensed creamy chicken soup
mspie: add maybe a little less than a
1/4 cup of water
mspie: and put in some
basil - fresh is best
mspie: you could also
chop up carrots or potatoes, leftovers or canned
mspie: but if you use anything from a can you have to rinse the shit out of it or it tastes like a can
mspie: and you mix it all up
mspie: pour it in a
pie shell
mspie: smooth it in
mspie: put the top on
mspie: cut it all purty like a fine motherfuckin pie
mspie: sprinkle some
paprika on the top
mrpants:
dude
mspie: bake it like
40 min on 350
mspie: eat up
mrpants: i will suck on you
mrpants: lick and kiss
mrpants: and bite
mrpants: you
mspie: yeah?
mrpants: like a kashmiri princess!
mspie: I totally wanna make you a pie
mrpants: some pie-crazed dervish
mspie: a chickin frickin POT pie par-tay
mrpants: i wanna help
mrpants: be in there
mspie: yeah?
mspie: aw
mspie: that's so sweet
mspie: when I am on my game I FLY in the kitchen
mspie: used to make 8 loaves of bread at a time
mspie: my owl bagles
mspie: OWN
mspie: HAHA
mrpants: owlbagler
mspie: fresh baked soft pretzels
mrpants:
OWLBEAR
mspie: home made honey mustard
mrpants: dude
mrpants: pls
mspie: made all my own dressings and sauces
mrpants:
come to me
mspie: hee
mrpants: you pie swooner
mrpants: you baker crooner
mspie: you think you would like my cooking?
mrpants: i shall eat and see!
mrpants: MAYBE I'M BETTER AHAHA
mspie: aw
mspie: I bet we could
cook the daylights outta some dinner
mrpants: know what?
mspie: what?
mrpants: imo save this conversation
mrpants: as a recipe
mspie: you are?
mspie: hee
mspie: and blush
mrpants: maybe node it under
recipe
mrpants: all aliased-like
mspie: heeeee
mspie: know what?
mrpants: whaddya think?
mspie: I totally love you
mrpants: mmm i love you
mrpants: so - cool idea?
mspie: yes
mspie: cool
mspie: big ol softy