user since
Thu Feb 14 2008 at 06:10:14 (9.8 years ago )
last seen
Sat May 23 2009 at 10:07:39 (8.6 years ago )
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0 (Initiate) / 68
mission drive within everything
self discovery through the mindless absorbtion of random text based information.
specialties
um...i make good sandwitches?
motto
i've decided to be immortal. it's working so far.
most recent writeup
Starbucks = free milk
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in the beginning, there was everything, and it was the shit. i've been lurking for awile, but only recently decided to contribute. i am a teenage male currently on indefinite sabbatical from public school due to chronic demotivation contracted from a dirty toilet seat. i view the world with my own special blend of cynical optimism, and have a flair for sarcasm and creative insults. despite all this, i'm actually a nice guy. i like ska, sushi, video games, and flirting, although i'm very taken at the moment, and have recently adopted a philosophy of christian transhumanism, because robots are cool. having recently discovered the hard way that graffiti art is frowned upon by the mainstream sections of society, the pigfucks, i can't use that as my occupation anymore...