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Mon Jul 29 2002 at 21:13:17 (18.7 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
universial joint. in trucks anyway.
a comparably largeish pomegranate
LPHS, the sticky keys that make you.
but hey, thats fun too.
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Knife fight in a phone booth
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Answer quickly, lest i become irate, comrade.

I feel that i must choose the chicken. Damn the schnitzel. Damn it to bloody, bloody, fiery hell.

I sure wish i could write fiction.

Im highly alarmed to find a large patch of jungle green on my foot.

God save the queen.