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I am boring. Leave me alone. My real name is Aaron Hall, don't bother looking me up. I am a phantom. I have no Social Security Number, I sold it to a shady Iranian immigrant. I am a figment of my own immagination, and obviously I'm not very immagi.native. I'm in an emotional state of being. If you wish to speak please present your self through the propor channles. Do not call me at home, I don't answer the phone. Don't knock on my door, it has been nailed shut for your safety. Don't tease the a.nimal with food or sex, it's just plain rude. E-mail is the only socialy acceptable form of conversation, other than obsene hand gestures and sexualy explicit facial expressions. For those of you still interested in conversation please e-mail your text o.r pictures of obsene hand gestures and sexualy explicit facial expressions to me, and remember bordom is everywhere!