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Fri May 25 2001 at 17:00:35 (17.2 years ago )
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Tue Jun 19 2001 at 07:04:02 (17.1 years ago )
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To establish a prefecture with minimal hassle.
Comedy, Vomit, Comedy-Vomit, Vomiting with Comedic aspects, and movie criticism.
No school.
"The worst readers are those who behave like plundering troops: they take away a few things they can use, dirty and confound the remainder, and revile the whole." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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I was born in Lower Patagonia to a woman named Chaki and a man named Bolivar Hermann Woeming III. Hailed as 'The MonkeyBoy', I traveled from town to town stealing fish heads and performing tricks for the hoipaloi of several major nations. I bought a computer with green stamps, and I have a rudimentary skill in the language arts. I like writing words. They are very phonic.