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Mon Jan 8 2001 at 03:50:16 (16.7 years ago )
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Effectively kill time at my boring day job until the summer is over.
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Pompuous Assholeness
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Champlain College Computer Science
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As my first node, I reminesced a famous joke told by a Humanities teacher as the introduction to her class. Since it was promptly declared Off-Topic by Klaproth and subsquently wiped, I give it to you in its original form.
Heaven is a place where the police is British, the mechanics are German, the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian and everything is managed by the Swiss.

Hell is a place where the police is German, the mechanics are French, the cooks are Swiss, the lovers are British and everything is managed by the Italians.

The Humanities class, unfortunately, failed to live up to its introduction.