I was born at some point. I lived for a while.
I went to high school. After high school, I went to college for a little while.
I got depressed and screwed up my grades. I kind of recovered; I'm in therapy right now. I have a crappy job. I'm going to go back to college soon.
Known by my friends as a nice, sometimes intelligent person, capable of having a pretty damned good sense of humor, and then abandoning it haphazardly for long periods of time, I'm also something of a hermit, and kind of shy around other people. I make up for it by acting exuberantly nutty with my few, geeky friends. I like myself, and I tend to like humanity at large, though humanity in minutiae tends to get on my nerves a lot.
I work at a call center: my job is to make people's phones start working.