So one day I'm going off to town, and I'm all lazy and I've forgotten to get rid of my backpack. So I'm pondering to myself,

"Uh oh, I better put my backpack somewhere."

So I'm walking by the freshmen english classrooms, and I toss my backpack behind the tree in front of the classroom, cleverly saving myself a trip back to some location of safety. As I'm walking out from behind the tree and accompanying power generator, this maintenance guy greets me on the pathway.

"Ahh. Secret Tree." he says.
I nod knowingly.