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mission drive within everything
To prove that truth is just a widely shared oppinion
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The only impossability in life? Skiing through a revolving door.
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We didn't need coke in the 80's (thing)
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Born a year to the day of his first birthday,
Furby showed immediate potential as a high-rise
window-cleaner by climbing out of the test-tube
he called home.
By the age of four, thick, curly, matted hair
protected every inch of his body from the elements
and provided a suitable habitat for a deligation of
pigmy eco-warriors made home-less by deforestation
in the more tropical regions of Ipswich Town.