I'm a 20 year old, vegetarian, taoist computer programmer who was very nearly expelled from school for writing poetry in mathematics lessons.
I was editor of the now departed Mythology Thingzine for its entire 23 issue run, reaching a heady circulation of 500+ issues. I was directly responsible for the issue featuring a script for Baywatch written in iambic pentameter but, on a brighter note, also for every single page being numbered with a haiku.
I'm hopelessly English and count `herb' with a silent `h' as my all time least favourite pronunciation.