Some flashheart quotes (from memory)

Lord Flashheart: Always treat your kite (thwaps blackboard) like you treat your woman! (thwaps downwards in spanking motion)

George: What? do you mean take her home to meet your mother?

Lord Flashheart: No! I mean get inside her five times a day and take her to heaven and back!

Lord Flashheart: Goggles on, Chocks away, Last one back's a Homo! Hooray!

Lord Flashheart: Now I may be packing the kind of tackle you'd expect to find swinging about between the hind legs of a grand national winner, but that doesn't mean I'm not sick of this damn war. The killing, the suffering, the endless poetry!

Captain Blackadder: Is that what you really think?

Lord Flashheart: No! now get back to your trench before I decorate that wall an interesting new colour called "Hint of Brain"!