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Fri Mar 14 2003 at 18:16:28 (15.9 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
Must collect honey.
specialties
Anthropology, globalization, cheese, Kansas City, Iowa, Philadelphia, Costa Rica
school/company
Indefinitely indentured to the University of Pennsylvania
motto
I smell like a wumpus. Good thing there's a draft.
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Crazy Eddie
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The Early Years

Shortly after I was born, my parents were killed on a family picnic. Luckily, I was taken in and raised by a swarm of bees.

The Latter Years

Three words: honey, honey, honey.


The Story of my Name, if You Are Curious

"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." Ralph Waldo Emerson

"Hobgoblins consistently have foolish little minds." Anonymous, as far as I know

allseeingeye kindly points out that "the Hobgoblin was 3 different people. That is not very consistent." allseeingeye is very wise.