Any kind of
peanut butter purchased from an
organic grocery store, like
Fresh Fields or whatever. I purchased a
jar of this
stuff the other day, expecting the typical
thick and
swirly chemical cream of
Jif that you can
carve a heart into like on the
ads.
Oh no.
Organic peanut butter does not mold like Mia Hamm's hair in the Pert commercial. It's oily, for starters, especially at the top near the lid, and the bottle I bought even had a convenient information label describing this oiliness as natural and expected. You're supposed to mix and stir before serving. A lot.
Anyway, the most noticeable difference between regular peanut butter and the organic variety is that one tiny little glob of the stuff matches the adhesive qualities of rubber cement, and will seal your lips like the alum in the punch in that famous 3 Stooges skit.