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To make the world laugh, one acerbic witticism at a time
clean getaways on fast horses, exceptional taste in shoes
Equis Productions
Be you blythe and bonny...
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Whatever you would find most interesting, insert it here. Not most appealing, mind you, most interesting. Then add a chain smoking squirrel, a talking piano on mescaline, and a pair of Jimmy Choo shoes that will help me take over the world, and you've just about got the picture.