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no score and four years ago,
our forefathers brought forth into this world a new noder,
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and dedicated to the proposition that no random catbox comments
shall perish from the earth

<dirtyhippy42> i have concluded that ascorbic is likely overweight, is taking his frustrations out on everyone here, and is almost certainly eating right now

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"you feed other people's parking meters
you encourage the eating of ice cream
and you would somersault in sand with me"