Just imagine that I'd had more time to actually make this a [YouTube] video using real children that look like the candidates or something. That woulda been so much awesomer.

"John McCain is a [Butthead]!"
I'm [Barack Obama], and I approve this message.

"Well, uh, Barack Obama is a Poo-Poo Face!"
I'm [John McCain], and I approve this message.

"Am not!"
I'm [Barack Obama], and I approve this message.

"Are too!"
I'm [John McCain], and I approve this message.

"Well guess what? John McCain plays with [Barbie|Barbies]!!"
I'm [Barack Obama], and I approve this message.

"Nuh uh!"
I'm [John McCain], and I approve this message.

"Yeah huh!"
I'm [Barack Obama], and I approve this message.

"Obama will take all of your toys and give 'em to poor people!"
I'm [John McCain], and I approve this message.

"McCain is a [liar, liar, pants on fire]!"
I'm [Barack Obama], and I approve this message.

"[I know you are but what am I]?!"
I'm [John McCain], and I approve this message.

"Well! Well! McCain takes all the toys and doesn't share!"
I'm [Barack Obama], and I approve this message.

"Well! Well! Barack's a Smelly Butt!"
I'm [John McCain], and I approve this message.

"Well! John McCain has the smelliest butt!"
I'm [Barack Obama], and I approve this message.

"Do not!"
I'm [John McCain], and I approve this message.

"Do, too!"
I'm [Barack Obama], and I approve this message.

"Do not!"
I'm [John McCain], and I approve this message.

"Do, too!"
I'm [Barack Obama], and I approve this message.

"Boys stink!"
I'm [Sarah Palin], and I approve this message.

John McCain is a Butthead; I'm Barack Obama and I approve this message (person)