user since
Fri Jun 7 2002 at 07:35:21 (15.5 years ago )
last seen
Thu Aug 18 2005 at 17:49:19 (12.3 years ago )
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mission drive within everything
to make a little birdhouse in your soul
specialties
freudian slips, curiosity, interning for no money,overusing the word 'lovely', drinking my recomended amount of water daily, biting my lip when alarmed, hitting my shins on blunt objects, sushi, frame bushes!
school/company
seattle university
motto
Fish in a Can. Fish in a Can.
most recent writeup
chocolate stout
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I am histrionic .

At least, several friends diagnosed me as such last autumn. To be fair, autumn is a rather dramatic season altogether, and I swear at least a few shining showers of leaves resulted from wind gusts staged entirely for my benefit. I don't throw wind gust style fits, or play seductruss too often. I'm rather melodramatic, but mostly for the purpose of skulking and the personification of inantimate objects, which is a favorite pastime.

I am guilty mostly of selective editing. Children learn proper behavior by acting in ways that earn them praise and affection. Similarily, I tend to utlize the portions of my personality that resonate with whomever I am interacting with, and submerge discordant traits.

Lucky for you, this is difficult to do textually, as I have no idea what turns you on. I'm not really even sure that I am histrionic, anyway. I think, perhaps, I just accepted the title in order to confirm hunches and placate tempers. I like to give everyone exactly what they want.

So, what do you want?