Sayeth the index card:


We hope your summer improves!

And, feel free to share
with your roommate come fall.

Serenity now! Pow!"

My first thought: Yay, presents!

My second thought: Wait a minute, could this be some kind of diabolical mind-control plot involving brainwashing Everything's Best Users subliminally, with the ultimate goal of wresting power and XP from their rightful hands?!?

My third thought: Nah.

I've only given my home address to two noders, but handwriting comparison seems to rule those two out. Basic deduction seems to indicate an certain pig-tailed disc jockey as likely culprit, however...