user since
Sun Mar 4 2001 at 02:33:11 (16.5 years ago )
last seen
Wed Dec 22 2004 at 00:39:31 (12.7 years ago )
number of write-ups
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mission drive within everything
Narrate.
specialties
Writing for hours without saying anything.
school/company
The Humberview School
motto
9 times out of 10, If you ignore the rules, someone will carefully rewrite them so they don't apply to you.
most recent writeup
The Last Temptation
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The Narrator sat at his computer, trying to think of something witty to write in his Everything2 bio. After much soul searching, he decided that this was a fruitless search, and gave up for writing some sort of pathetic self-reversing paradox to do with the nature of his alias.

He thought about the paragraph he just finished writing, and came to the concensus that there was nothing wrong with making fun of himself in his Everything2 bio, so he left it as it was.

He then decided that he had better simply save his newly created bio and leave before he typed 100 pages of recursive descriptions of his own activities.