user since
Sat May 15 2004 at 11:51:37 (19.9 years ago )
last seen
Sun Aug 29 2004 at 02:49:47 (19.6 years ago )
level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 0
mission drive within everything
Evolution
specialties
Use of opposing thumb and fingers.
motto
It's survival of the hairless.
Send private message to Shaved Monkey

The jungle wasn't really working out for me - not being your typical alpha male, I was finding it pretty hard to get laid.

So I had a shave and moved to Australia. Now I cut code for a crust (when I'm not partaking in cosmetic product testing).

I'm still finding it pretty hard to get laid.