I'm a lurker. I lurk. That's what we do. I think I've been lurking for six or seven years.
I'm about to post my first write-up. I've been about to post it for a little more than a year, but I feel I'm nearly there now. Please don't be too harsh in your criticism. You peoples be scary.
I only look a little bit like a bald version of Iggy Pop. Although, if he were bald, that would be an improvement.