user since
Sat Jan 20 2001 at 08:35:33 (16.9 years ago )
last seen
Fri Jul 19 2002 at 09:58:36 (15.4 years ago )
number of write-ups
9 - View Phoebe Caulfield's writeups (feed)
level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 154
mission drive within everything
to one day write for Maxim magazine in beautiful New York, New York
specialties
I'm a writer, I guess that's a specialty.
school/company
UC Berkeley
motto
"I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it"- Blur, "Country House"
most recent writeup
Leaving New York
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Upon meeting the black cat in the alley way, not only did I realize I was Sailor Moon but I got this great idea for a novel, which I later published. It was critically praised but hated by the masses, so I spent my days drinking a sweet, sweet blend of Mountain Dew and vodka in a particularly uremic-smelling gutter on Canal Street. Then I killed the evil robot king (after shaking off my hangover) and took the title of Divine Empress away from the usurping Elizabeth Hurley and retired to a simple life of idyllic luxury selling roses in a glass houseboat on the Seine.