I'm a philosophically-minded Warcraft 3 GUI programmer (not professionally). I believe the quality of work should be proportional to the difference between the time finished/released and time started.
My alter egos:
Crysis (If you find me, you can expect a good teammate or a pain in the @$$, depending on the team you're on.)- Orc
The Hive Workshop - Orc
MWLL (I want this Crysis mod so bad.) - Orc (Although, I'm not active at all on this site; I just signed up for updates on the project.)
Battle.Net - (I'm currently unable to go on BNet for a stupid Internet malfunction, and DoTA.)
Quizilla (You cannot imagine how much I regret going on this site.) - thethinkingchesspiece
That's all folks!