well in short
I was born
I tried to grow up
and.........
failed
so now I surf the net hoping for some inspirational change, or possibly a place to waste an hour or two chatting.
Enough of this foolishness, if you have taken the time to read this then your time has been sourly wasted. After all you could have been doing something constructive like.... getting a new mortgage, buying shares whilst they are low, building a thermo nuclear device, painting the fence, are you still reading this? taking mr.snuggles for a walk, securing an arms deal with that shifty looking bloke on the street, hacking into the local bank and giving a plethora of bank errors in your favour, or perpetuating the human race.
are you actually interested in any of this? if so get off of my node and off your arse (notice my american counterparts its not ass!) and bloody well do it!