"I don't really care if the house is a mess."
"Yeah, me either."
"It's not even dirty, it's just cluttered."
"At my parents, you know, my dad 'collects' things. He's obsessed. Old newspapers, shoe boxes, plastic bags. Sometimes something useful, like batteries. But then he'll buy tons and tons of batteries and you won't know even where to put them all."
"I knew a couple in Houston. Their house was completely barren. They didn't have any stuff. They bought books for the gallery but they didn't even have any books in their house! It was like the opposite of what your dad has."
"Or the other end of the spectrum."
"When they invited me over for dinner, they started washing the dishes as soon as the meal was over. They didn't even talk to their guests. They just started cleaning."
"That's sick."
"Yeah, it was really weird."
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"Hi, honey! I invited an old high school friend over!"
"Oh, great."
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"I don't even care that the house is a mess."