I haven't touched this account since I was 19 and it's something of an embarrassment, so I finally logged in to clean up some stuff.
LagMan
- user since
- Mon Jan 18 1999 at 21:11:16 (25.9 years ago )
- last seen
- Mon May 20 2013 at 14:22:41 (11.5 years ago )
- number of write-ups
- 61 - View LagMan's writeups (feed)
- level / experience
- 2 (Acolyte) / 466
- C!s spent
- 14
- mission drive within everything
- creating stupid nodes
- specialties
- Discovering neighbors' yards
- school/company
- Minitru Productions
- motto
- I claim this yard for Spain!
- most recent writeup
- PETA and pets
- Send private message to LagMan
User Bookmarks:
- 61 things to do with an AOL CD
- 666
- A hymn in praise of IRC
- A simple card trick to win bets and make enemies
- A tale of John and Bob
- Alfred Russel Wallace
- Bailey-Borwein-Plouffe Algorithm
- Beej's Guide to Network Programming
- blood on the risers
- Blow up a building with a sack of flour and two rounds of ammunition
- Bumper stickers about kids who beat up honor students
- Buttered toast / Cat array engineering
- C++: What's this? A reference?
- Cannibalism in Story
- chatterbox client
- Cheeseburger in Paradise
- CIA Manual: Psychological Operations in Guerrilla Warfare
- Complete guide to Driving
- Conditioning an omelet pan
- Conservation of organic resources
- Cthulhu carol
- Curious George does LSD
- Depressing but probably true rules of life (idea)
- Doctrine of Fun
- Don't node drunk
- Dorm Killer
- DRMO
- E-Prime
- E2 node tracker
- Ecce Romani
- Effects on an unprotected human body in the vacuum of space
- Eliminate your blind spots
- Epigram for Wall Street
- essential sewing equipment
- Euclid's algorithm
- Everything2 Easter Eggs
- Exchanging authors
- Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions
- Frooty frooty muffins
- Going to school with large bags under your eyes
- Good places to hide refugee children
- Green Potatoes
- Harry Turtledove
- heart-stopper
- Hideous Jabbering Head of Abraham Lincoln
- Highway Tales
- Holy Twinkie sacrifice
- How Network Adapters Work
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- How to carve a dodecahedron out of a cube
- How to fix a door hinge
- How to get rid of a tailgater
- How to properly assemble a combat insertion team
- How to Read Donald Duck
- How to summon Mothra
- How to use less air conditioning (idea)
- Human, the other white meat
- Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
- hypnagogic state
- I once dreamt that I was a c++ program
- I reserve the right to club you and eat your bones
- I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
- IBM Model M Keyboard
- IBM Model M Keyboard (thing)
- Illuminati: New World Order
- Kagemusha (thing)
- Lighting a book match one-handed
- Linear Feedback Shift Register
- Losing a Tailing Car
- made up of wires
- Make a CD Mobile
- Make Tenure Fast
- Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
- Manifesto of Futurist Architecture
- Markov chain
- Meme
- Midsummer Nights Doom
- My Angst Ate my Suffering in a Void of Meaningless Existential Nihilistic Self-Oppression: An Poem
- Names of the moons
- Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass
- neurotransmitter (thing)
- New Business
- Nodeshell Challenge
- obfuscated perl
- Objective-C
- Ode to a Galvanometer
- Ode to Vector Calculus
- On the cost of First Class postage
- Organizational Structure of the Roman Army (thing)
- Palindromic Prime
- Peter Rabbit, Tank-Killer
- PIC opcodes
- Picking which urinal to use
- Poem for a dead cat
- Pokethulhu
- politics needs ninja
- Punk rock and classical would make a kickass combination
- Purgatorio - Contents
- reconstructing architecture
- Shell Sort
- Slithering Perl Horrors
- Soundex
- Strawberry Spinach Salad
- Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
- Takeover defenses
- Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
- Tanks: A Brief History and Hunting Guide
- The Art of Insulting
- The cute kitten represents violence and carnage
- The Fall of the House of Eeyore
- The Fall of the Roman Empire
- The Great Grand E2 Book Lotto
- The Hacker's Kitchen Guide
- The hilarity of the ENS proton beam
- The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire
- The Midnight Server Shuffle & Colo Club
- The Mystery Project (thing)
- THE RABIES GHOST (idea)
- The Roman Pantheon of Gods and Goddesses
- The secret message node
- The sinking of the USS Eisenhower and the start of World War III
- The system administrators at my school are as competent as my left shoe
- The Tissue-Culture King
- The trials and tribulations of being an E-mail technical support representative
- Thickening Agents For Sauces
- Thoughts on Early American Romantics and Planet of the Apes
- To Die a Martyr
- Trucker, a Portrait of the Last American Cowboy
- Uberman's Sleep Schedule (thing)
- Useful properties of Mobius functions
- Using Asteroids to explain the topological classification of 2-manifolds
- using public variables in c++ classes
- Violent solutions to technical problems
- We never asked to be babysitters
- When writers use Latin
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?