Have you ever seen that movie, "Dirty Dancing"? That part where Baby is carrying the watermelon, and Patrick Swayze asks her what she's doing there. She replies "I carried a watermelon." Any self respecting human being knows that that's totally not what she wanted to say, that it was a stupid thing to say, but it's what came out anyway...my entire life is like that watermelon moment.
I don't have the arrogance to call myself a poet yet, but I try...and in that persuit I've accumulated much useless knowledge that I will someday share with all of you...lucky bastards that you are.