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Are you butt-ugly with nasty-ass taste? Do you like pancakes? Then come on down to Betty's No-Good Clothes Store and Pancakes House. Heinous dresses for big fat hoggies, cheap tacky il-fitting suits that were never in style, sticky tight clothes for old people, and pancakes. Mmmm. And while you're here, why don't you check out our grubby, snotty little kids department where you'll find awful itchy kids polyester jumpsuits that will get the crap knocked out of them at school, and pancakes. So put a bag on your head and hop on the ugly bus to Betty's No-Good Clothes Store and Pancakes Store. Terrible, terrible clothes, and pancakes.