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Refrigerate after opening.
For best results, squeeze from the bottom and flatten as you go up.
Contents highly volatile - store in a cool, dry place; limit exposure to direct sunlight and temperatures above 60°F / 15.5°C.
Discontinue use if irritation develops.
Do not mix with alcohol or narcotics.
Ask a Doktor before use.
Not recommended for pregnant women or women planning to become pregnant, children 12 and under, the aged, the dead, or anyone else.
Hourly fees may apply.
Do not duplicate.
Void where prohibited.