I am a student at the University of New Mexico. Feel free to make a few assumptions about my age, finanical status and taste in music, but don't get silly with it.
Human beings are monkeys when they are born. A human goes through an extended monkey imprinting process and then has a chance to emerge into blinding sapience. Some do it, and some don't. If anyone stumbles across evidence that this theory is horribly wrong, please let me know. Until then, I will try very hard not to be a monkey, and I hope you will, too.