user since
Mon Mar 6 2000 at 00:10:23 (21.7 years ago )
last seen
Tue Mar 14 2000 at 09:21:56 (21.7 years ago )
number of write-ups
1 - View Gin&Tonic's writeups (feed)
level / experience
0 (Initiate) / 0
mission drive within everything
bool G&T(!=monkey);
specialties
Geography, drug use, Machiavelli
school/company
University of New Mexico
motto
Gin & Tonic is more than the sum of its parts.
most recent writeup
Mark Sandman
Send private message to Gin&Tonic

I am a student at the University of New Mexico. Feel free to make a few assumptions about my age, finanical status and taste in music, but don't get silly with it.

Human beings are monkeys when they are born. A human goes through an extended monkey imprinting process and then has a chance to emerge into blinding sapience. Some do it, and some don't. If anyone stumbles across evidence that this theory is horribly wrong, please let me know. Until then, I will try very hard not to be a monkey, and I hope you will, too.