The wise maniacs in Montreal
have found the ultimate in symbiotic harmony of mind and body, and put it in a can
They call it Guru
It consists of all natural fructose, ginseng and other rock-star herbs, and ofcourse, a hefty quantity of guarana, a lovely form of caffeine. (see also, oily brown water
Side effects include bouncing off the walls
If you're ever in the neighborhood, I urge you to try it.
It is most titillating when served with ice and vodka.