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mission drive within everything
pacification ot those... um, things. Over there.
Holding my breath
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Things to learn:

  • My dad built the moon in 1968
  • I can hold my breath longer than you
  • I've got the brain damage to prove it
  • I once punched a shark
  • Jello Biafra once threatened to kick my teeth out
  • Ron Howard once called me a little shit
  • I am composed mostly of garden clippings.
  • My mom had stamps from Henry Kissinger's childhood stamp collection, including several bearing the likeness of Adolf Hitler
  • I'm still holding my breath. Are you?