My shoe size is 13.
This website reminded me of what a Haiku was, and while sitting in Advanced Algebra and Trigonometry class (the subject of the poem can confirm), I accidentally wrote the most clever Haiku of my career:
Tree Mathematic
Fears neither wind nor burden
Anchored by square roots
"The road to Hell is paved with adverbs."
-Stephen King
"Well, I've got a little icebreaker for you: prom sucks, and Leigh likes to dance."
-Ben Taylor