9:25am: Oatmeal. MMmm.
10:15am: Orange shirt today. More later.
11:20am: I have discovered a hole in the shirt. I hope my co-workers didn't notice.
1:17pm: They noticed.
1:47pm: Woo! Feelin' funky.
2:24pm: I think I may have crapped my pants.
2:31pm: Wait a minute.
2:34pm: False alarm.
2:36pm: It was just the oatmeal from earlier.