9:25am: Oatmeal. MMmm.

10:15am: Orange shirt today. More later.

11:20am: I have discovered a hole in the shirt. I hope my co-workers didn't notice.

1:17pm: They noticed.

1:19pm: Crap.

1:47pm: Woo! Feelin' funky.

2:20pm: Uh-oh.

2:24pm: I think I may have crapped my pants.

2:31pm: Wait a minute.

2:34pm: False alarm.

2:36pm: It was just the oatmeal from earlier.