For
most some men, the
penis is the top-priority, most important organ they have. That one
appendage that they would just
die if they became parted with. Which is odd because the two main uses for the penis are
sex and
pissing. Both of which, when combined, might take up as much as half an hour a day on average. After that... It's just there. Not doing much at all.
And for this it sits on The Throne Of All Organs. But, hey, here's a thought. What about all those other body bits that put in a full days work every day of the week? The arms for example. Lose the arms and you've lost 75% of the penis's usage in one fell swoop (snigger ;). Not only that, no arms, no noding. Nightmare, right?
The eyes. They look, they see, say, the ample charms of a scantily-clad lady, bouncing playfully with her every step in the midsummer heat and pass a message up to the brain. The brain, getting straight on the case, drops everything and immediately faxes the penis: "Hey! Get a look at this!". The penis then does one of the two things things it's useful for, usually in one of the many millions of places it really isn't wanted.
Pph. Don't talk to me about the penis. It's a part-timer. Stop giving it the damn Employee Of The Week award.