I am tall.
I weigh too much.
People tell me I should cut my hair.
I am a 3D Artist.
I am a Telephone Engineer.
I am not good at Quake.
I am good at Unreal Tournament.
I am one of the few people in England with a Cable Modem.
I am an advocate of Astral Projection. (Not the band)
I am married to an American woman.
I am addicted to information.