Tall, sexy, with a huge handlebar mustache which also serves as the handlebars on his recumbent racing bike, Barnegat Blummis strides manfully through sexist mythology while ostentatiously not smoking a Marlboro.
His punim is cute beyond belief, his buns are rock hard. His abs gave the sixpack its eponymous appelation.
He has never gone to a tattooed dentist in Ft. Collins CO.
Boola boola boo.