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Tall, sexy, with a huge handlebar mustache which also serves as the handlebars on his recumbent racing bike, Barnegat Blummis strides manfully through sexist mythology while ostentatiously not smoking a Marlboro.

His punim is cute beyond belief, his buns are rock hard. His abs gave the sixpack its eponymous appelation.

He has never gone to a tattooed dentist in Ft. Collins CO.

Boola boola boo.