This is based on a conversation I had with mat catastrophe
once upon a time, and then proceeded to continue with StrongBow
. It should be fairly self explanatory.
They name their coon hounds Morpheus
They think absinthe
and pork rinds
make a good Super Bowl
They paint their acrylic fingernails
They'll only have sex with their relatives if they're dead.
They buy their corsets
They outfit their hearses
with four-wheel drive.
They dye their mullets
They write all their bad poetry about grits
They perform all their ritualistic animal sacrifices with bowie knives
They have tailgate parties