As sung by Bill Oddie with backing vocals by the rest of the "I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again" crew

B is for the beauty I recognise in you.
L is for the laughter I hear the whole night through.
I is so infatuated with you, oh my dear.
M is for the music I hear when you are near.
P is for the passion I feel for you each day.
H is for the horror if you should ever go away.
T is for the trust I put in you all else above.
Put them all together and that...

spells...

BLIMPHT!