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Fri Nov 13 2009 at 00:11:38 (8 years ago )
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Taking bets on how quickly I can reach level 100
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Constraints breed creativity
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512x2 was hoping that the heat would inadvertently melt the adhesive cellophane and cause the flaming SPTs to suddenly eject from the toaster. Unfortunately, this did not occur.

512x2 is a sockpuppet-for-hire.
(see the node for details)
Talk to RoguePoet if you'd like to get your filthy hands up inside 'er.

(Wow, poor choice of metaphors for the win.)