three point wash

When you are running late and a shower is out of the question, the three point wash is a somewhat reasonable substitute. Grab a washcloth, and soap. wet the washcloth, lather it with soap and scrub the three point zones:

• crotch
• left armpit
• right armpit

rinse the washcloth thoroughly with water, then scrub the three point zones again to remove soap. repeat if necessary.

this is a handy (though not necessarily hygenic) way to pseudo-bathe when time or circumstance prohibits a full bath or shower.