Yes yes, we all know the value of soy, so here's a
nice milkshake you can make. It contains no milk.
Erm, wait. If it's a milkshake with no milk, can it be
a milkshake? Well, uh, it's a soyshake then. Enjoy!
In a blender, put five or six frozen
strawberries and half of a banana. Fill
with soy milk until the strawberries and banana are
submerged. Add a tablespoon of honey (optional) and a
teaspoon of peanut butter (optional, but good. You
really should give it a try.) Blend until you get a
uniform yummy pink sludge. Drink with a straw for
optimal enjoyment, and to avoid soy mustaches.
Try it. It's good. It made me