Yes yes, we all know the value of soy, so here's a nice milkshake you can make. It contains no milk. Erm, wait. If it's a milkshake with no milk, can it be a milkshake? Well, uh, it's a soyshake then. Enjoy!

Strawberry soyshake:

In a blender, put five or six frozen strawberries and half of a banana. Fill with soy milk until the strawberries and banana are submerged. Add a tablespoon of honey (optional) and a teaspoon of peanut butter (optional, but good. You really should give it a try.) Blend until you get a uniform yummy pink sludge. Drink with a straw for optimal enjoyment, and to avoid soy mustaches.

Try it. It's good. It made me strong. SOY!