A horrifying magic trick used by Penn and Teller. Suitable for use at restaurants. It works like this:

  • quietly palm a little coffee milk container
  • cup it in your hand, paper foil side down
  • put your hand up to your eye
  • insert fork VERY CAREFULLY YOU DON'T WANT TO GO BLIND and poke open the milk container
  • gently squeeze the milk container to force milk to spurt and dribble out of your hand

This trick is dangerous so be careful and do not attempt while drunk. A little practice will be sufficient to seriously gross out your dining companions.

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