Findings:

• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• Why people who get the wrong number make it out to be your fault
• complex numbers can't be ordered
• An Infinite Number of Monkeys
• Laugh maniacally, because I can't bear to see you cry
• I am not wrong. I will not be mended.
• If we ran this back an infinite number of times across infinite existences our souls would still never connect, so don't regret.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• you can't you can never be sure. you die without knowing.
• Can't we all just be friends?
• I Can't Speak Because I'm Drowning In My Thoughts.
• Don't be a monkey. Let go of the banana.
• Why Can't This Be Love
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• Although you are right, you were wrong to be confident
• we are starving because we are afraid of our own hearts, and there must be another way
• If you can't be used, you're useless.
• If a given feature can't be found in a Freeware application, you don't need it
• I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
• Question about infinite monkeys, copyright, and patents
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Why Can't We Be Friends?
• she can't remember what it's like to be found
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I Might Be Wrong
• The moment you realize you can't be good at everything
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• There must be something terribly wrong with me. Sometimes I feel like I haven't learned anything.
• things that are wrong may yet be made right
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Infinite Monkeys
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Wrong number
• The infinite monkeys investment theorem
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Any odd number can be expressed as the difference of two perfect squares
• The Egyptians trained monkeys to be waiters
• If it is in the newspaper, it must be wrong
• Really quick (I really can't be bothered to cook now) dinners
• Limiting the number of fuzzy shirts allowed in one room
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• Beggars can't be choosers
• I like to be reminded this city survives because of these machines.
• we can't all be rock stars
• Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• this entire endeavor could be thought of as a quest for your number
• How Not to be Wrong
• We must not be distracted by a small number of lawbreakers.
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Sometimes people will tell you that there are no options and they will be wrong.
• Taking a wrong turn in Connecticut can be worse than you think
• Sounds That Can't Be Made
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• The right to be wrong
• Because it's wrong
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• Infinite Monkeys (user)
• Infinite monkeys theorem
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• Hotline Miami 2: Wrong Number
• The sum of an infinite series of positive numbers is negative
• things that no one controls and can't be sold
• Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
• If I can't dance, I don't want to be part of your revolution
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be
• Don't Be Afraid
• This wasn't how it was supposed to be
• To do is to be
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• so be it
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• I wanna be your dog
• Be yourself
• Should I be happy?
• I never thought it would be like this
• the last shall be first and the first shall be last
• The second step is to accept that shit ain't going wrong
• Who Wants to be a Millionaire?
• To be or not to be
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• If anything were different, everything would be different
• Too good to be true
• Everything I sing in the shower gonna be funky
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
• The Let's Be Secret Friends Shack
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Let It Be
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• Be Mine
• There need to be better terms in English for "significant others"
• What the American people want politics to be
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Information cannot be owned
• The Ten Commandments revised
• I need to be busy, dammit!
• Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• Hula hoops are round, they're staying round, and they'll be around forever
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
• Must be a lesbian
• The best kind of bartender
• You're too young to be so old
• Chant and be Happy
• How to be invisible
• Any song can be a love song
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• They'll None Of 'Em Be Missed
• play dumb
• The Be
• Be Operating System
• well, I'll be jiggered
• Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• Whoever said lectures should be interesting?
• I wanna be your toothbrush holder
• Be a model or just look like one
• What does it mean to be religious?
• Sarcasm should be self-sustaining
• i've lost the ability to be truly bored
• Birds are not to be allowed to die here
• Want to be a lawyer?
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Soldiers who wish to be a hero
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• Shouldn't we be praying to Satan?
• Why the existence of God cannot be disproven
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• it'll be on the test
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• Inability to decide on what your morals and values should be
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• Trying desperately to be cool
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• How to be a good motorcycle passenger
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• No one can be totally logical
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• If we define things as unreal, they may still be real in their consequences

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