Aged between eighteen and forty-five years old this creature subsists on a steady diet of Ho-Hos and cheap beer. Leaving his lair only to provide himself sustenance and to mark his territory with foul gaseous emissions, the AMV can most often be seen ogling department store lingerie adds and contributing to the downfall of quality television programming. The AMV can easily be distracted and led into traps with boobies or robotic ninjas.

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