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phony says what the hell is your problem with the genious that is russel brand, "bad boy" is a term given him by the media, he is called a comedian as he is as funny as fuck, he's gone on tour and everything, i dont understand why dont find him funny. Oh wait! yes i do, you are jealous of him cause he's be laid a number of time and you aint. i know that as you describe one of your specialties as "programing". Oh sorry, i forgot, "he talks like a Soho drag queen" had mutch experiance of drag queens? FUCK YOU FAGGOT here's another point "Has a "hilarious" Flash-based website with his face all over it animated in a Terry Gilliam style. Funny in the 70s, you cunt. I bet your web designers are based in Hoxton in a converted industrial unit that isn't actually converted but just has fake old bricks added and they all ride skateboards to work and have "ironic" MySpace profiles "just for the bands"." well, im sure thats a manor witch conserns him. it might piss you the fuck off, but, why put your worthless opinions on the internet, if your aloud to contribure to the internet, why shouldent he be? "Claims sex addiction" i hear you try. "Has a blog that's written by someone else" yes, one of his best friends and co-writers on many of his projects. If youre so fucking intersted in not getting his jokes, dont do it on the internet.

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<dirtyhippy42> i have concluded that ascorbic is likely overweight, is taking his frustrations out on everyone here, and is almost certainly eating right now

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